fuckingrapeculture:

psdo:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

A+

mind blown

(via kingdaigo)

jthamind:

just got my twitch account set up so i can livestream video games from my PC. for those of you who follow me and are gamers, suggest some games that would be fun for me to stream.

SSFIV:AE - Torchlight 2, but only if it’s a hardest difficulty on hardcore mode - Guild Wars 2 PvP - Portal 2 community map creations - Scribblenauts - Audiosurf - Chivalry (did not know you had this till I saw it in your games section) - Oddworld: Abe’s Exoddus

If you want a top 3 from those

3.Torchlight 2 uber hard hardcore mode

2. Oddworld

1. Guild Wars 2 PvP

Nito can be a pain your first time if you aren’t using any poise equipment, but after you get him down once, he’s generally easy from then on. Just make sure not to go into the back and all is fine.

Seath is REALLY easy once you learn his tells. Stand away from him, but not too far and when he rears back charge forward and start attacking (2-4 hits, don’t get greedy). Back up and rinse and repeat.

Four Kings can be challenging depending on your build. If you’ve got poise, they’ll be pushovers. If you’re rocking fast roll, they’ll be push overs. If you’re using magic (of any sort), they’ll be even more of a pushover. They only really give any real fight to low vitality builds or low soul level runs. Or if the player isn’t using an upgraded weapon. As long as you kill the kings before they swarm you, all is good.

Bed of Chaos. The one fight in Dark Souls that is based purely on luck. Not much to give in the way of strategy. Do the same thing over and over. Most times it’ll work, but once in a while you’ll have invisible walls push you to your death.

Sorry if you already knew all this. Being it’s your first time, I figured I’d throw a few tidbits at you for your NG+ playthrough :)

Congrats! Now the real fun begins with New Game + *maniacal laughter* (I play this game way too much…)

*retreats to go watch a horror movie in the dark…alone* 

voicelessgerbil:

ieyfura:

voicelessgerbil:

Does anybody who plays Dark Souls know how to beat Gwyn god dammit I hate life

Either cheese him with parries and ripostes, or use a black knight shield to mitigate his fire damage and wait for openings to strike. OR get yourself down to fast roll weight to dodge and punish…assuming you have a quick weapon. Otherwise just wait till he misses his grab to strike.

I’ve been trying to parry my timing sucks I’ll keep working on it

A tip when learning to parry. Always block the first strike of Gwyn’s (or any parry-able mob) combo and learn the timing for the second strike. This lets you time your parry better. Eventually you’ll want to stray from always doing the second strike parry, but it’s REALLY good for learning basic timing and studying animations to know which attack is coming.

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